Welp this is funny and cringy lmao. Aku tetibe rse nk tgk blog and itm aku rse mcm nk letak lah makian, catatan, hasutan, kebabian kat sini tpi once aku bukak, omg pa bnde ni! Last posted pde tahun 2017 siak wtf stahun lebih aku biarkan berhabuk wkwkwkwk. Ble aku bukak ni, aku edit dulu header ngan bio 'Myself' aku tu. Dah lah ngan Finn Bálor. Aku dah stop jdi fans dia psl promo dia and well, ntah aku rse dia overrated sgt. Sami Zayn mse tu injured. Lme jugak so dia x de kena mengena pun, sje ckp. Wrestlers len ade je yg best cume depend on creative stories and tuan yg jaga brand itu sndiri. Anyway, talked about myself lol. Aku ubah header tu and letak dua org len hahahah. Lanzini aku mcm x brape minat actually psl mse tu aku bru nk sokong West Ham United haa or kte panggil 'Come On You Irons' or COYI⚒️. Nk ckap injury prone, Reus pun tpi aku setia abis ngan dia. Sme mcm Schurrle tpi al kisah dia aku x nk smbang lah. Aku sedih tgk Twitter dia, apetah lgi season lpas dia. Then aku decide nk amik based on taste aku je lmao so Adrian! is my chosen. Adrian ni status kini kat Liverpool as 2nd keeper for FREE! Nombor sme, muka sme, ketinggian yg sme, rating fifa yg sme juga. Untung Adrian ni. Msok Liverpool trus men sbb Alisson injured. Dia msok trus mng Supercup lwn Chelsea and dpt men utk early season and Champions League. Kat West Ham sjak ade Fabianski, x dpt men. Tu psl dia x smbung kontrak T_T. Dia pun dpt call up utk Spain jugak weh. Lately ni dia posted gamba dia training dgn Spain football badge. Aku wow abis, ye lah Adrian ni spe je lol tpi aku bleh agak dia hanya 3rd keeper je tpi still, good achievement utk dia juga. Ye lah, Spain ade De Gea ngan Kepa. Man United, Chelsea ngan Liverpool, pergh memasing dri liga len, bukan La Liga lol. Origin diorg mmg dri La Liga tpi point aku ni utk status kini je. Brg yg lpas x yh kenang. Tgk Bale ngan Modric lah, dedua x kisahkan Tottenham Hotspur. Haa... Ckap tang team ni. Aku ade minat dua org dri team lol. Same as Adrian, based on my taste lololol. Aku x bleh sokong Spurs or ckap diorg ni power ke ape. Any London team is rival kpd West Ham United haa. So Spurs ni or dlm PES kte pnggil North London is from London. Too obvious tpi aku ttp nk ckap 😂😂. Mse final UCL 2019, Liverpool vs Spurs. Aku sokong Liverpool lah, tu pun sbb Klopp, Adrian ngan Mo Salah hahahah. Support lah kawan muslim kte. Mo Salah tu big influence kot. Hebat tau dia. Along aku plak x nk sokong tpi nk Liverpool klah. Bleh agak lah dia fans ape. Adek aku sokong Arsenal tpi aku tgk dia mcm x kesah juga if Spurs nk mng lol. Maybe dia malas sbb mse tu pun time tido. Aku stay up nk tgk game tu smpi sahur. Bapak bosan jugak tpi nseb second half tu ade joy sikit.
Aku kena buat second paragraph ah. Aku rse pnjang abis ape aku tulis previous ni. Aku guna apps Blogger je ni wkwkwk. Haa tang Toby and Ben tu sme lah mcm Adrian. Toby ni aku x tau la cmne tpi he's not bad lol. Simple to say aku suka guys yg muka pnjng sikit mcm Adrian haa and to be fair, Henderson pun ade gak cume aku x beria je. Aku pun x nk kena nganjing ngan along ngan adek aku 😂😂😂. Toby pun actually aku x beria jugak sbb ye lah, suka sbb hensem kan, bukan sbb bola or skills or influence. Aku plak jnis x berminat ke arah mcm gila2 or fanatik. Suka diorg ni as casual fans je. X de lah smpi tido, mkan sume nk ingt diorg cmtu. Ben aku x paham kenapa aku suka dia sdgkan ade je yg lgi hensem dri or nk ade skill lgi mcm Harry Kane, Harry Winks ke, Son Heung Min ke make sense. Ble pikir blek, aku rse sbb FPL, fantasy Premier League. Mse zman Conté pegang Chelsea either semasa or as soon dia leave Chelsea x ingt lah. Mse tu Ben power gila defending. Dia kekadang buat assists and goals. Start situ aku kenal dia and nk amik tau psl dia. Dah la aku gamble je letak dia lgipun murah so letak ah hahahah. X sangka outcomenya nice. Skrg, dia x men lel. Aku just hrp Pocchetino tau le ape dia buat. X guna pun, develop lah kan. Trippier dah x de nk cover back. Decent RB tu tpi respek dia sbb ade bran ke different league. Bru lah bleh consider Englishman yg power saing Beckham. Sancho pun dah joined.
"Why you say so?"
Simple imo. Premier League kan best league in the world tpi meh, most of the squad x bleh nk mngkan sesuatu from national team. Aku bnci ble fans2 EPL ckp Bundesliga farmer league and aku be like, wth lah. Korg pun kelab je hebat sbb guna player outsiders, bukan fully England sgt pun. Mcm Liverpool lah, front three Senegal, Brazil, Egypt. Gk Brazil. Defenders Netherlands, Brazil, Croatia, Scotland. So what? X legit and hebat mne pun. Just tumpuan ke situ tu femes plus sbb English. Pastu naik national team, haa sudah lawan Croatia pun struggle. Kalah plak ngan Belgium. Uish Toby power kot mse tu tolak Dier punya on goal hahaha. Dier x amik hati, dia sep Toby. Teammates lah kan. Okay, easy to say annoying lah diorg ni. Annoying nk mmpos. Talking about annoyance EPL fans ni, Arsenal pun bangang abadi. Ni sejak kes Abumeyang backfired Watzke, trus fans Arsenal kecoh kat Twitter Dortmund. Well bukan Arsenal je, almost every EPL fans pun. Yg Chelsea and United fans sibuk hal Sancho. City ejek je byk, x plak nk sibuk hal Sancho. Yg Arsenal ni lah tetibe poyo pastu smbang diorg power. Bnde yg x bleh blah, ade sorg fans Arsenal ni. Total dumbass ahh to be clear. Mse Abumeyang ngan Watzke tgh bikin panas tu, fans Dortmund post yg dia x suka Abumeyang. Then the dumbass msok ckap "how many times you've won UCL and still living under Bayern shadow". Really? He asked us how many times??? Hello. 1997 UCL winner tu ape hah? 1997 UCL winner vs Juventus, hello Arsenal fans??? Korg dah lah skali je pegi final lawan Barca siap ade Henry yg power shooter tpi kalah gak. Aku marah kat dia dan aku ckap "how dare he underestimate the German Club. What because we're just farmer league doesn't mean we can't win anything". Pastu dia reply, "how should I know. They won UCL when I wasn't even born". W T F... I swear this is the dumbest person ever and I felt sorry for Arsenal for having this fans yg bodoh mmpos ni. Sbagai ayat finishing utk tunjuk bertapa bodohnya Arsenal fan ni, aku ckap "Hamburg SV won their UCL in 1983 and I wasn't even born (I am 1997, yes. Heja BVB! ). You already sucks in the beginning of arguments. Seriously, you just show how dumbest you are". Kau buat Google utk ape je hah? Incognito 24hrs ke??? Sjak aritu aku benci gila Arsenal. Elok juga sbb rival ngan West Ham tpi aku x nk letak reason ni as first. Aku nk letak reason sbb korg, peminat kelab besar ni mmperlekehkan Borussia Dortmund. Kau silap ahh crik gadoh weh. Jgn smpi aku up kan Blackburn, Aston Villa and Nottingham Forest nk bandingkan ngan Arsenal eh. PSG pun x pernah mng UCL tpi Marseille pernah. Kau jgn smpi aku nk up Marseille skali sbb Ligue 1 pun org ckp farmer league. Busuk2 league ni, UCL BVB > Arsenal, City, PSG, Spurs combined tau. Ckap tu berpada jugak. Hebat2 pun x mng, jgn smbang kencang. Halahh. Aku marah betul lah. Aku tau bodoh tu free tpi jgn borong sume. X baik utk otak kau. Dah lah bodoh pastu borong lgi bodoh trus bodoh start argument cmtu.
Adek aku pelik nape aku tetibe benci Arsenal. Aku cite lah psl arguments bodoh yg Arsenal fans start ni skali kes Abumeyang. Adek aku pun diam je lah. Aku x tau lah kot dia paham mamat tu mmg bodoh or dia x tau Hamburg tu pernah mng UCL. Adek aku tau BVB mng UCL. Nseb bek dia bijak, x mcm fans Arsenal sekor ni. Bodoh nk mmpos. Dah lah skali je pegi final, kalah plak tu. Dortmund dua kali final at least mng. Yg kedua tu kalah, tu pun lwan rival sndiri, Bayern so umpama Liverpool vs Spurs je. Liverpool mng x nmpk hebat spt mne Bayern mng sbb lawan diorg is their own rival league. Len lah lwn Barca ke Real Madrid ke JUVENTUS. Eee nk je tendang fans Arsenal tu. Mau pijak2 every part of his body termasok productive organ tu. Biar gen bodoh dia abis kat situ. Jgn tmbh lah gen bodoh mcm dia grr!
Okay tu je luahan arini. If jumpe lgi hanat cmni, aku akan upkan team Steaua București dri Romania. Tbh aku x tau kelab so aku Google recently. Diorg kalahkan Barca in final UCL 1986. Impressed sbb aku x tau lngsung psl kelab ni. Aku hrp luahan aku x mmbuatkan korg tersentap lah tpi sentap juga, aku tepuk je. Aku stress jdi baik pastu dipijak cmtu je so kau sentap, padan muka and one more thing, pehal sentap? Sbb simple je, kau ade buat jahat kat org len jugak cume samada kau x sdar atau kau mmg bukan kawan sbnar.
Thanks for reading! (X pepsl ending dgn makian wkwkwkwk)
